take a moment to look how far we’ve come
take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.
take a moment to realize you are stanning for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms
nowyoukno more about cats.
i like how i smoked weed so 420,000 cats is ok with me and my favorite numbers 7.. i fucking love cats you guys dont even know
Okay I think now you’ve had enough and we’re cutting you off now. Not from facts, always more facts here!
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.